Thirukkural

Monday, August 15, 2011

School Jokes 1

Father: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams.
Son: No father I'll score 100% marks.
Father: Why are you kidding?
Son: Who started?


Teacher:(I killed a person.)tell me this sentence in future tense.
Student: In future tense, (You will go to jail.)


Teacher in class: Can anyone tell me what do you get if you subtract four apples from seven apples?
John: Where are the apples?


Q: What comes befor 8?
A: My school bus usually



The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?"
Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."

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